Favorite Alcoholic Beverage

**sycld** · 01-06-2009, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

I assume you are talking about Jankem.

sorry, i've lost the brain cells involved in spelling that word. because i've done so much jenkim.

Originally Posted by gwahir

I don't really like any alcoholic drink because they all taste like a fat guy's burps and one is never enough to do anything but make your throat burn, but at my birthday a friend made me a cocktail I didn't mind. I forgot what it was called, but it was green and not an appletini.

jesus gwahir what kind of australian are yo--

oh nevermind you're jewish.

**gwahir** · 01-06-2009, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by sycld

sorry, i've lost the brain cells involved in spelling that word. because i've done so much jenkim.

jesus gwahir what kind of australian are yo--

oh nevermind you're jewish.

jews love their drinks

and i'm not just referring to manichewitz wine

**Pepsi** · 01-06-2009, 11:13 PM

Question.

How does gwahir know what a fat guy's burps taste like?

**coqauvin** · 01-06-2009, 11:48 PM

science tells me it's because you're gay

**Mr. E** · 01-06-2009, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by solecistic

I typically shy away from American made beer that isn't Sam Adams. I really prefer dark beers, but when I'm in the mood for something lighter, I'll drink a Blue Moon and I'm not afraid to admit it. My favorite seasonal beer is Oc/ktoberfest, in all of its incarnations.

I should mention that I don't really drink all that often, at least not to excess, but when I do end up hungover, it is usually the fault of top shelf tequila.

My favorite alcoholic beverage, though, without any doubt, is a very slightly warmed snifter of well aged, single malt scotch. I don't know as much about scotch as I'd like to, and currently this preference is way out of my budget's league, but I can safely say that I could lose my liver to a good amount of well-crafted scotch.

I have never been so much in love as I am right now.

Except for Blue Moon. That shit's weak.

Fall definitely has the best seasonal beers.

My favorite beers are from a brewing company named Unibroue, but I don't get to have them very often because they aren't licensed in many states.

Also, lol at the OP saying we all have shitty taste in alcohol then saying his favorite is Molson.

**coqauvin** · 01-07-2009, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by mutton

next time i am forced by a social situation to order a beer, it will be the pried of nova scotia to commemorate this comic

speaking of pride of nova scotia, that actor with the mutton chops and oversized sweater who was the figurehead of calling out 'spilly-talkers' and so forth

was busted for possession of child pornography. He came up with some lame excuse I can't remember, and I can't find a link atm, so you'll have to look for yourself.

**Anonymous D** · 01-07-2009, 12:27 AM

Beer
Maker Mark and coke
Crown Royal XR and lemon water.

**Shinysides** · 01-07-2009, 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. E

I have never been so much in love as I am right now.

Except for Blue Moon. That shit's weak.

Fall definitely has the best seasonal beers.

My favorite beers are from a brewing company named Unibroue, but I don't get to have them very often because they aren't licensed in many states.

Also, lol at the OP saying we all have shitty taste in alcohol then saying his favorite is Molson.

Sorry Mr. E. I can't afford to buy great beer everytime I want a drink. I make do with Molson when I have to.

**MotoXRider31** · 01-07-2009, 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by Shinysides

Agreed. We all make mistakes when we are drunk. That was mine.

I drink beer so that I can make mistakes (

). Life's all about funny stories. I can't think of anything I've done drunk that I'd be against doing sober. Maybe some things I wouldn't enjoy as much sober, but so far the only thing I've killed is a bunch of brain cells.

**Mr. E** · 01-07-2009, 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by Shinysides

Sorry Mr. E. I can't afford to buy great beer everytime I want a drink. I make do with Molson when I have to.

I reckon that is just a difference in our motives. I drink because I enjoy the flavor of alcoholic beverages, so if I can't afford something worth drinking I don't drink. Of course, most of the time I drink in a grand social enviornment I don't have to pay for anything, so then I just drink whatever is given to me.

**Shinysides** · 01-07-2009, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. E

I reckon that is just a difference in our motives. I drink because I enjoy the flavor of alcoholic beverages, so if I can't afford something worth drinking I don't drink. Of course, most of the time I drink in a grand social enviornment I don't have to pay for anything, so then I just drink whatever is given to me.

I drink beer because I like beer. As far as I'm concerned every beer has its purpose, even if it's to taste like ass and get me smashed. I mostly can't afford expensive beer though because I spend my money on expensive weed.

**Mr. E** · 01-07-2009, 01:44 AM

You just made me realize that most intoxicants I consume I get for free.

I need to make a mental note to keep the friends I have around.

**Woofness** · 01-07-2009, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Who

I don't actually like drinking beer (despite being German, people always tend to make comments about how i'm supposed to like beer for being German). I also don't enjoy wine (too bitter).

Some alcoholic drinks I do enjoy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glühwein
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umeshu

Glühwein is very nice, I drank a great deal of that whilst playing in the Christmas markets on my two trips to Germany.

**Mr. E** · 01-07-2009, 01:41 PM

Mead is fucking tasty, but is too expensive even for me to consider drinking it any more often than once or twice a year.

**no_brains_no_worries** · 01-07-2009, 01:55 PM

Anyone else slightly disappointed that Mr. E's favorite beverage isn't malt liquor? And his favorite wine isn't Schlitz mixed with koolaide?

Man, I thought you had street cred....ok, I'm done being racist. Sorry.

**Mr. E** · 01-07-2009, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

Anyone else slightly disappointed that Mr. E's favorite beverage isn't malt liquor? And his favorite wine isn't Schlitz mixed with koolaide?

Man, I thought you had street cred....ok, I'm done being racist. Sorry.

Malt liquor is gross gross gross, and so is Schlitz (though not as bad as Natty Light or Stag).

The most ghetto thing I have ever done with liquor is mix everclear with pink lemonade.

**djwolford** · 01-07-2009, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. E

Mead is fucking tasty, but is too expensive even for me to consider drinking it any more often than once or twice a year.

Mead is the nectar of the gods.

**no_brains_no_worries** · 01-07-2009, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. E

The most ghetto thing I have ever done with liquor is mix everclear with pink lemonade.

Ha ha awesome. I didn't think anyone actually drank everclear...I just use it for fireballs to impress the ladies or accidentally catch my friend's curtains on fire.

**crispy** · 01-08-2009, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. E

Malt liquor is gross gross gross, and so is Schlitz (though not as bad as Natty Light or Stag).

The most ghetto thing I have ever done with liquor is mix everclear with pink lemonade.

yea, malt liquor is pretty gross, but its what i drink the most, its really cheap

**coqauvin** · 01-08-2009, 09:36 AM

might i suggest a chocolate malt?

3:33

**djwolford** · 01-08-2009, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

Ha ha awesome. I didn't think anyone actually drank everclear...I just use it for fireballs to impress the ladies or accidentally catch my friend's curtains on fire.

I drink it sometimes. I also almost caught a friend's kitchen on fire with it once.

**Killuminati** · 01-08-2009, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

Ha ha awesome. I didn't think anyone actually drank everclear...I just use it for fireballs to impress the ladies or accidentally catch my friend's curtains on fire.

I went to a frat party at Lehigh U that was a grain party. Let me tell you how much I remember.

edit: Also everclear's main purpose in life is to make green dragon.

**ozzy** · 01-08-2009, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

Ha ha awesome. I didn't think anyone actually drank everclear...I just use it for fireballs to impress the ladies or accidentally catch my friend's curtains on fire.

Everclear is actually used in one of the best tasting drinks I've ever had. It was called Apple Pie. I've never heard anyone mention it around here, but apparently its a pretty big drink in Wisconsin. When made right it tastes just like apple pie.

**Anonymous D** · 01-08-2009, 02:44 PM

I also forgot Gentlemans Jack and lemon water.

**MotoXRider31** · 01-08-2009, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by ozzy

Everclear is actually used in one of the best tasting drinks I've ever had. It was called Apple Pie. I've never heard anyone mention it around here, but apparently its a pretty big drink in Wisconsin. When made right it tastes just like apple pie.

I've had that once and I agree, it's probably the best mixed drink I've ever had.

**djwolford** · 01-08-2009, 07:00 PM

I'm drinking Busch light at the moment. My taste in beer is declining as my alcoholism progresses.

**captain castle** · 01-09-2009, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by Absolution

Rofl, I thought NJD kids are the only ones who drank Steel Reserve; there's no way you can drink more than one of those unless you are incredibly fat and a raging alcoholic.

I've been meaning to try steel reserve

I've heard good things