Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
I'm tall, quite white, have hairy legs, medium length brown hair, a neatly trimmed "THIS IS SPARTA!" beard, a dick for my left arm, a yo-yo in my right hand, and I'm wearing an "I'm with stupid ->" shirt.
you forgot to include the state of your pubes.

Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
hey man
this isn't a very detailed description. he's sexy nerdy jew with black hair and pale skin that i'm(why are jews so hawt?)