"You seeing this fellas? Or did your lips get in the way of your eyes?"
-woofness; an impersonation of niggers.

"I would love to see myself hideously addicted to crack"
- woofness

"The first step towards wisdom is the acceptance of ones own ignorance"
- woofness; in conversation with Think

(I doubt I am the first to have said the last one, but I cannot recall where or if I heard it before)