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    Alright guys I'm starting work on my book (or more likely, one page spoof) "Where's Waldo in Vietnam?"



    What I need are ideas for things to put in the background, such as people getting tortured, gooks training, etc etc



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    recreate a scene from full metal jacket

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    Add the comedian shooting that whore.

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    the self immolating monk

    the guy in front of the tank at tienamen square

    the cast of M*A*S*H

    george washington speeching to his troops

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    note that i only used wars that americans would know of

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    the guy in front of the tank at tienamen square
    yeah that didn't happen in Vietnam. I'm assuming it's a (lame) joke but I'd like to correct you for all the retards here who might believe you.

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    Yeah, well the M*A*S*H* was set in Korea.

    And I don't think George Washington even knew Vietnam existed.

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    I've never watched M*A*S*H and the George Washington bit was obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Alright guys I'm starting work on my book (or more likely, one page spoof) "Where's Waldo in Vietnam?"



    What I need are ideas for things to put in the background, such as people getting tortured, gooks training, etc etc



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    Please include a topless woman on the beach. (Vietnam has white sand beaches)

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    note that i only used wars that americans would know of
    As opposed to wars Americans wouldn't know of and other people here would?


    Back on topic, add Willem Dafoe's death scene from Platoon, Cav Soldiers surfing under mortar fire (Apocalypse Now), Gunnery Sergeant Hartman getting killed in the head (Full Metal Jacket), the My Lai massacre, the French getting their whipping at Dien Bien Phu, the destruction of Groupement Mobile 100 at An Khe, the fall of Saigon, the battle of Hue and fighting around the US Embassy during the Tet Offensive, Hoa Lo Prison (complete with McCain), naked crying kids running after being napalmed by the VNAF, the suspected Viet Cong officer being executed on camera by a South Vietnamese General, and of course, 333 beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    KT getting married to a filthy, filthy ginger
    Oh yeah, I'm half Vietnamese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fm2176 View Post
    As opposed to wars Americans wouldn't know of and other people here would
    1939-1941

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    George Washington crossing the Delaware

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    The cast of Red Dwarf
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    Quote Originally Posted by victrola View Post
    The cast of Red Dwarf
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fm2176 View Post
    As opposed to wars Americans wouldn't know of and other people here would?


    Back on topic, add Willem Dafoe's death scene from Platoon, Cav Soldiers surfing under mortar fire (Apocalypse Now), Gunnery Sergeant Hartman getting killed in the head (Full Metal Jacket), the My Lai massacre, the French getting their whipping at Dien Bien Phu, the destruction of Groupement Mobile 100 at An Khe, the fall of Saigon, the battle of Hue and fighting around the US Embassy during the Tet Offensive, Hoa Lo Prison (complete with McCain), naked crying kids running after being napalmed by the VNAF, the suspected Viet Cong officer being executed on camera by a South Vietnamese General, and of course, 333 beer.
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    The cast of Red Dwarf
    These two are going in



    Also, I'm thinking Charlie surfing would be a good one


    (Who can name the reference?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    These two are going in



    Also, I'm thinking Charlie surfing would be a good one


    (Who can name the reference?)
    Charlie don't surf.


    edit: and it's from apocalypse now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Charlie don't surf.


    edit: and it's from apocalypse now.

    Christ why did it have to be you
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Eat a York Peppermint Pattie

    it will open your mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Eat a York Peppermint Pattie

    it will open your mind
    I just had an awesome internal montage of me eating a pattie and then my eyes dilate requiem for a dream style
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    I just had an awesome internal montage of me eating a pattie and then my eyes dilate requiem for a dream style
    Holy shit you just gave me an idea for a short story

    I think this is working backwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Holy shit you just gave me an idea for a short story

    I think this is working backwards.
    Happy to help baby
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Deadpool with baraka blades coming out of his arms and the powers of cyclops and wraith in addition to his own

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Deadpool with baraka blades coming out of his arms and the powers of cyclops and wraith in addition to his own
    Wraith as in the guy from Weapon X?




    I hated that guy. Have you seen it yet?
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Wraith as in the guy from Weapon X?

    I hated that guy. Have you seen it yet?
    Wraith actually isn't obnoxious in the movie. Will.i.Am is a surprisingly decent actor, as much as it pains me to say that.

    Yes I have seen it. If you can look past Deadpool then it is pretty good actually (in spite of putting characters together that should not know each other at the ages they are).

    I cannot look past Deadpool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Wraith actually isn't obnoxious in the movie. Will.i.Am is a surprisingly decent actor, as much as it pains me to say that.

    Yes I have seen it. If you can look past Deadpool then it is pretty good actually (in spite of putting characters together that should not know each other at the ages they are).

    I cannot look past Deadpool.
    I want to see it, but I'm upset about Deadpool as well


    Oh man


    Did you see the "hulk vs" movie? Awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    I want to see it, but I'm upset about Deadpool as well


    Oh man


    Did you see the "hulk vs" movie? Awesome
    It is my next Netflix, so I'll probably be watching it on Tuesday

    I wonder what it says about me that I have a 'New Releases in Ages 11-12' section on my Netflix main page which was automated just for me.
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    1939-1941
    The European war started then, when Germany proved itself more than capable of destroying the military might of Western Europe and smacked Great Britain back across the channel. But the Pacific war started a couple of years earlier with the invasion of China or even as far back as 1931 when Japan invaded Manchuria. I will concede, however, that many Americans consider the war to have started December 7, 1941, and it did, for us. Much like the Vietnam War started much earlier than the '60s, we just had the misjudgment to help the French and make it "our" war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    It is my next Netflix, so I'll probably be watching it on Tuesday

    I wonder what it says about me that I have a 'New Releases in Ages 11-12' section on my Netflix main page which was automated just for me.
    dude deadpool has the best lines ever


    ever
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    a family, embracing after a fulfilling day in their fields, content with warmth and the love they have for each other.
    just before the vietcong raep the wominz and kill the menz for suspected aid and sympathy to the US


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    When the Vietcong learned that the US was claiming they were winning because they were racking up a higher kill count then the enemy, soldiers would carry hayhooks with them. After a battle, they'd jam the hayhook in the back of a dead soldier's head and drag them off the field and burned or buried in a mass grave so the US couldn't add them to the toll.
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