And I thought it was this tuesday...
Oops.
goin to jail nigga
they do ugly things to pretty boys where you're going
You might get fined, I know someone who went shopping during the lunch break and got back late and got fined a couple hundred dollars, lol.
Meh. Im not too worried about it. My dad is the assistant DA, so I know the Judge personally. Plus my dad said the way some of the judges call people, they may have not even called my name. Im going to call tomorrow and explain it to them.
And I had a test at school, so I would have been able to get out of it anyway.
"My dad is the assistant DA"
should read
"My dad is an assistant DA"
or
"My dad is the EADA"
you fucking rich faggot
Not-Guilty.
Unless it was like murder or something.
But if it was something petty then fuck it, not-guilty.
I think it would be kinda fun to do jury duty..
I've always wanted to do it.
I got a letter the other day confirming that (amongst other things) I am a jury duty candidate.
About 8 of my friends have done it in the past 2 years so I'm hoping they ask me soon. This all sounds so lame...
I think it would be so much fun, you're lucky.
It would be great if you could be a jury member of a murder trial or something.
Yeah, but it's much more likely to be a stupid misdemeanour or a petty theft charge or something.
Although I do live in Manchester which has a lot of gun/knife/gang crime in the harsher areas of the city.
I'll drop by and stab someone for you.
I'll start practising my 'not-guilty' voice.
No need, I'll frame someone.
Jury duty is far from fun. I sat there from 8am-5pm, in a room of about 400 complaining people. I was dismissed because I look about 13 years old.
The same day I got home on leave from my USAF technical training, I got a letter saying I've been selected for jury duty. Fucking BS, I was pissed. And of course I got selected to be on 4 different juries.
jury nullification ftw
I don't get forced into jury duty because I am flagrantly racist
Hang em high anony d
maesce, personal investigator
I believe he got those from scamming the mslive games or some such shit.
Never had jury duty. From the looks of it, I never will. Glad nothing came of you missing it.
I was asked to go to jury duty but I forgot about it and my name was never called, so I guess it is no big deal.
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
Albert Einstein
You're the son of an ADA and you know at least one judge, if not many judges, along with many other ADAs.
Why the hell did they even waste a stamp sending you the notice since you'll be dismissed anyway?
the criminal justice system of america has it's faults BRO
I want to do jury duty so i can pull some 12 angry men awesomeness
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