Some people have them.
Some people have them.
Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-02-2012 at 12:17 AM.
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Is this thread for real? Yes, to all of your questions, and yes you should give up on life.
Have you ever thought that maybe you are too self conscious and insecure?
5. Do you think girls would like another girl lets call her girl a better if girl a had a boyfriend?
Illiterate.
Get off of your computer, join a club, join a gym, go for a walk, stop a random stranger in the street...
you are your own problem.
Go back to dipping your dildo in peanut butter.
Maybe you can try craigslist or match.com and find your one true love but hey I wouldn't bet on it.
hahaha
Well hey, all I can say is pics or it didn't happen.
Right guys?
Lets get a hot or not profile up here Satori. I will personally do you myself if you make a 7.5 or higher. Then you'll be free to engorge on all the wild crazy lesbian dildo sex that will be thrown at you once the world hears about it.
........and after I post the vid on 4chan.
My brain is going to explode.
oh my god
You should have a poll on this. Then I could vote the comedy option and you could clearly see what you should do.
Which is kill yourself.
YO HO YO HO
ceci n'est pas une signature
PS is thatta way Satori.
WB btw.
also lol botb right here.
Satori. Seriously. Answer me this:
Why in the fuck would you ask a girl out when she has a boyfriend? She obviously enjoys the peen, not your peanut butter particled encrusted nasty vadge.
Anyway, I really think you should just go the route of internet dating instead of whining about being single to us. We only make fun of you. Try stuff like okcupid or plentyoffish and quit being so damn needy all the time.
How old is Satori meant to be?
At this point, whatever age she gives will piss me off.
I suppose you guys all thought The Grey was a real person too
Ah c'mon the grey was awesome.
I liked his stories, gimmick or not, he was a good poster.
lol, The Grey
hey satori post your picture and i'll be your girlfriend on a trial run basis
This page has the answers for you, S-E.
Who was the grey again?
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank
“We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” -Buddha
Identity
tgo
I still cannot fathom how peanut butter could possibly substitute for a girlfriend
I mean dildoes and vibrators are one thing, but peanut butter is quite another
You should probably stick your hand in a blender.
Goddamn satori goto a gay bar
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