...that you're fucking too loudly?
Yeah. A couple who is passing through is doing the deed a little too loudly at this hotel. I've had three guests call in and complain. One of the complainers says, "I don't know what the hell he is doing, but I do know his name is Tom because she has been screaming that for ten minutes."
Wish me luck as I go awkwardly interrupt some love making.
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