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Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-01-2012 at 07:38 PM.
I think you should make a rap video. Girls LOVE rappers.
Post your raps to youtube and link them here for constructive criticism, we will help you be a great rapper
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dont do it in the mirror
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i play with myself but im not gay.
try gluing your mouth shut with some peanut butter and shut the fuck up
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if you want to have sex with girls set yoiur sights low. like real low. so low youre considering men.
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dont be so picky
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adultfriendfinder.com
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what about lesbian troll hookers
oh
http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/w4w/
replace ottawa with wherever
I do not know if this includes anal (bad assumption perhaps), but I do know that straight/female hookers charge a ton more for anal
So assuming anal just costs more I'd imagine lesbian hookers would be somewhere between straight/female and gay hookers in price range (more than straight/female due to rarity).
also satori here's my advice to your persona
shut the fuck up and quit worrying about it so much
no one wants to be around a debbie downer/negative nancy/sorrowful susan/pissy patty
except for of course us here on this forum because your years of success prove your staying power in the negative aspect
what the fuck does that even mean fuck i have to go to work
If you can't get laid, it's either because you're-
1. Not trying.
2. Trying too hard.
Originally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by Pickles
3. satori
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Satori, have you tried using adultfriendfinder.com yet? You don't have to pay da ladies to sleep with you.
I'm in the same boat buddy, I'm going through a very long dry streak, just wank it and don't stress over it a girl will come soon enough... oh, and I hope your really aren't considering rape lol
I'm confused, are you a guy or a girl?
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Spoiler
"She" is a lesbian. I put she is quotations because we're fairly sure Satori is just a troll.
no, satori is not a troll
Satori is the best poster here, why are you saying she is a troll?
link us to your adultfriendfinder profile so we can make sure you're doing it right
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