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I can't get any. Help. Please
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Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-01-2012 at 07:38 PM.
I think you should make a rap video. Girls LOVE rappers.
Post your raps to youtube and link them here for constructive criticism, we will help you be a great rapper
peanut butter
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Originally Posted by sailor jack
dont do it in the mirror
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i play with myself but im not gay.
try gluing your mouth shut with some peanut butter and shut the fuck up
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if you want to have sex with girls set yoiur sights low. like real low. so low youre considering men.
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Get a hooker. In the long run it'll be a lot cheaper and largely more satisfying then a girlfriend because you don't have to talk them into "experimenting" with the kinky stuff.
dont be so picky
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you're too picky take the scraps you can get
adultfriendfinder.com
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lesbian hookers exist
what about lesbian troll hookers
oh
http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/w4w/
replace ottawa with wherever
If lesbian hookers are anything like gay male hookers, expect to pay ~$80 to $150 an hour.
ERR I mean...
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
I do not know if this includes anal (bad assumption perhaps), but I do know that straight/female hookers charge a ton more for anal
So assuming anal just costs more I'd imagine lesbian hookers would be somewhere between straight/female and gay hookers in price range (more than straight/female due to rarity).
all i had to do was read the title and think "oh, right, satori thread"
also satori here's my advice to your persona
shut the fuck up and quit worrying about it so much
no one wants to be around a debbie downer/negative nancy/sorrowful susan/pissy patty
except for of course us here on this forum because your years of success prove your staying power in the negative aspect
what the fuck does that even mean fuck i have to go to work
If you can't get laid, it's either because you're-
1. Not trying.
2. Trying too hard.
3. satori
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Satori, have you tried using adultfriendfinder.com yet? You don't have to pay da ladies to sleep with you.
you just got trolled
This thread should be entitled, "I can't get any help. Please."
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
I'm in the same boat buddy, I'm going through a very long dry streak, just wank it and don't stress over it a girl will come soon enough... oh, and I hope your really aren't considering rape lol
I'm confused, are you a guy or a girl?
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Spoiler
"She" is a lesbian. I put she is quotations because we're fairly sure Satori is just a troll.
no, satori is not a troll
I think we need a picture to determine that
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Spoiler
Satori is the best poster here, why are you saying she is a troll?
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ffs get a hooker or something
link us to your adultfriendfinder profile so we can make sure you're doing it right
i was gonna call you out by saying that's too much effort for a troll to do
but i keep pushing for that rap video i so desperately want to see
satori practice makes perfect and this site is excellent for music critiques. just ask largeduck or me.
this site is excellent for musical critiquing
practice means actually doing it you know
then why did you insist on being born
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