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  1. 06-17-2011, 04:16 PM #1
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    Default Ideas to breathe a little more life into this place

    So, uh, yeah

    There's like 10 people that post here on a regular basis.

    Anyone have any ideas to grab a few new users to liven the place up a bit? Do you really even want that?

    Keep in mind that if it involves spending money, fuck that. I put enough money into this black hole every month, and I don't really need to spend any extra. I mean, fuck, I need a new video card for christ's sake.

    I'm not above sending out another mass e-mail to everyone, but I'm guessing our "registered users" count is probably 75% spambots. I don't want to send out massive e-mails too often, as there's a fine line between mild amusement in your inbox when you find out that some fat fuck broke a website you once signed up at, and that fat fuck breathing down your neck to come back and visit the website that hurt your feelings oh so long ago.

    Don't get me wrong, I'll try and keep the site up until the last one of you miserable douchenozzles realizes you have no real friends and winds up sucking the tailpipe of your mom's car.


    Anyway, this thread is for talking about ideas that would breathe a little life into this barren wasteland of miserable posting. Try to keep it semi-constructive, please.
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    Also, I dunno, maybe see if you can't do some team related stuff? Have people start factions or some of that bullshit, give some cheapo electronic gifts or awards to the team that posts the most or crap like that? That might convince people to have their friends sign up. Or let people vote on threads and give them crappy awards and things like that so they can feel a little more important about being a loser.

    I call dibs on the team name the Fighting Mongooses right now. Right. Fucking. Now.
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    but i don't want my brother to see it!
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    make it a forum for people in middle eastern countries to post about and organize their revolts
    then you'll already have the code in place to transition it to a u.s. revolution forum and will be miles ahead of the game when the federalies try to shut down noob sites that pop up later
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    make it a forum for people in middle eastern countries to post about and organize their revolts
    then you'll already have the code in place to transition it to a u.s. revolution forum and will be miles ahead of the game when the federalies try to shut down noob sites that pop up later
    this is a pretty good one imo
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