I watched My Bloody Valentine tonight and I was fairly disappointed. Please note though that I haven't seen the original.

Plot: The overall story was actually better than I expected, but at the same time, I wasn't expecting much. The writing was the best part of the movie but that's only because...

3D: The visuals sucked complete ass. The reason why I went to a 3D movie was to be blown away by visuals. Oh there were some cool effects here and there. However, most of the 3D effects were similar pickaxe shots and that got old quickly.

Boobs: Yes.

Overall Reaction: I'm glad I was high when I saw it.