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  1. 03-28-2011, 09:45 PM #1
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    Default Undenible proof of god's existence.

    The humble banana. Yummy fruit, or atheism's biggest threat?

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  2. 03-28-2011, 10:40 PM #2
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    I can't believe how wrong I've been
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    I'm sure this was posted here about a year ago. But omg he makes gd pints
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    Monkeys like bananas too
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    Quote Originally Posted by WellAdjusted View Post
    Monkeys like bananas too
    therefore jesus is a monkey.


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    Flawless logic.

    *high five*
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    If God wanted us to believe in him he'd exist.
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    I guess this means if you eat a coconut or a pineapple you are going to hell because it's not human-friendly?
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    Bananas are not actually a fruit, but a herb.
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    pussy is not actually a vaginer but a cat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    Bananas are not actually a fruit, but a herb.
    they are a fruit, you maniac, and more specifically they are a berry
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    I'm pretty sure it said on QI that bananas are a herb. And Stephen Fry never lies. Except about quitting Twitter.
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    The banana plant is a herb. What people eat is a fruit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I'm pretty sure it said on QI that bananas are a herb. And Stephen Fry never lies. Except about quitting Twitter.
    It was said on QI that they're a berry. Don't mess with me on QI.
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  15. 04-09-2011, 11:37 AM #15
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    I wouldn't dream of it.
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  16. 04-09-2011, 11:41 AM #16
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    There we go.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zapJeJZvyAg

    yeah i don't know how to embed it
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    I don't know why that didn't embed.

    Also, Growing Pains sucked.
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    I thought this was the dream thread, and I was about to lol at your comment simonj but then I saw that this was not the dream thread. So I did not lol.

    That's some serious SE posting right there ^^ wooo

    (That was not the azn smiley, those are arrows)
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    Quote Originally Posted by WellAdjusted View Post
    I thought this was the dream thread, and I was about to lol at your comment simonj but then I saw that this was not the dream thread. So I did not lol.
    I'm glad you let us all know.
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    I am too
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    lol
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    I did not lol
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    Anime is cartoons.
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    I do not know what undenible means
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    I do not know what of means
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