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    I can't snap my fingers with my right hand. I really don't see how anyone could not know how to ride a bike, especially if they are a male. I can whistle all day though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    I really don't see how anyone could not know how to ride a bike, especially if they are a male.
    well that's a fair comment, since i don't really see how anyone could be as ugly as you.


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    Humm, I can't whistle either. Now I feel better because that appears to be pretty common.

    Oh I can't roller skate more than 10 feet without busting my ass. I can't shoot a handgun with both hands straight out in front of me and hit anything. I can't properly drive a stick shift.
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    I can't drive standard (yet)

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    kinda stumped on this one...

    i can't fold my tongue into that clover shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    well that's a fair comment, since i don't really see how anyone could be as ugly as you.
    I mean but how do you not ride a bike as a kid? All you have to do to ride a bike is to learn at any point in your life, you really never forget how to do it.

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    I can't commit

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    also, i cannot skateboard to save my life

    not to say i couldn't, but i'm too old now to devote any real time to it

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    I can't fuck cocklaver even though he gives up his rancid Canadian cherry for anyone.


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    that cockwasher sounds like a real jerk

    so i'm reading that 'my immortal' harry potter fanfic and sycld really reminds me of the author's writing for some reason

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    dumbledore actually died from teh aids irl


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    I can't turn it off.

    Sucks when the fat girl/gay guy thinks I'm flirting.

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    i think it's the tangentially related homosexual nonsequitors coupled with a predilection for shitty spelling (regardless of your abilities in that area)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tekk View Post
    I can't turn it off.

    Sucks when the fat girl/gay guy thinks I'm flirting.
    I can't flirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    i think it's the tangentially related homosexual nonsequitors coupled with a predilection for shitty spelling (regardless of your abilities in that area)
    you are a faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    you are a faggot.
    are you kidding me

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    are you kidding me
    Yes.

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    I can't whistle and I can't use the bathroom with the door open. It doesn't matter if I'm all alone or what, I need the door shut and locked for the magic to happen.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    I can't breathe

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    please help me

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    Try breathing threw your nose when you give blowjobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I can't do the 'live long and prosper' hand thing.
    i can only do it with my right hand, which took like 6 months of training myself like 2 minutes a day, and i can't whistle.

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    i can't walk.
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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