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    I really didn't raed this thread at all, haha, but I would totally: call my friend Richie and tell him to go to the nearest gun store and steal all the most badass guns possible, I would meet him in my dad's M6 and proceed to pick up every underage girl covered in blood, and commence the killing of zombies.

    But I really just would like to turn into a Werewolf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    I really didn't raed this thread at all, haha, but I would totally: call my friend Richie and tell him to go to the nearest gun store and steal all the most badass guns possible, I would meet him in my dad's M6 and proceed to pick up every underage girl covered in blood, and commence the killing of zombies.

    But I really just would like to turn into a Werewolf.
    Good luck looting in a situation like that. People will either have already looted it, or the owner will be shooting looters.

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    I'd stay in my dorm room. I'm on the second floor so they'd likely not get to the window but I'd put my closet doors over that shit anyway, and there's no way in hell any zombie's getting through my door without me purposely opening it. Me being in college I have a shitload of canned food that'd last me a couple months at least, and by then the zombies shouldn't be a problem anymore. And as long as the utilities don't go out I'll be all set for water and taking shits/pisses.

    Of course most people who try to go anywhere here would be dead as shit due to the completely fucktarded ban on guns at college campuses, and this would lead to a problem. Most of the people left alive around here would naturally be criminals under normal circumstances, and who knows what they'd do in the midst of a zombie outbreak. I'd have to take extra measures to keep them from stealing anything of mine.

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    I dont know about you, but I would hate to be in a room with 2 exits whenj one of them is a 2nd story window. What happens if you get overrun and have to bail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    I dont know about you, but I would hate to be in a room with 2 exits whenj one of them is a 2nd story window. What happens if you get overrun and have to bail?
    My cousin had a 3rd story apartment, and one of his buddies bailed out of the window when the cops showed up to a party, and he was fine.
    granted, he landed in bushes, but still.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    I dont know about you, but I would hate to be in a room with 2 exits whenj one of them is a 2nd story window. What happens if you get overrun and have to bail?
    Yeah bacon has a point. This particular 2nd-story window is easier to jump out of than most, and I'm almost positive the only way I'd get hurt is if there were zombies down there or if it was icy. Though again, the only way a zombie is getting in my room is if I do something stupid to let it happen aside from something like a fire, but the odds of having a zombie apocalypse AND a fire at the same time where I live have got to be incalculably low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    I dont know about you, but I would hate to be in a room with 2 exits whenj one of them is a 2nd story window. What happens if you get overrun and have to bail?
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