Fuck you Pepsi for stealing my response.
Fuck you Pepsi for stealing my response.
This thread is being reanimated, a top-secret military experiment has just gone horribly wrong...
Anyway, assuming it is 8am and I am at my house, I will just stay in place. I haven't quite completed my Burt Gummer basement and saferoom, but I have adequate arms and munitions to fend off any uncoordinated attack indefinitely. Now, if the zombies are smart enough to coordinate their efforts I might have to fall back to a more easily defensible area. Besides the usual small arms, I also have and axe and chainsaw along with numerous bludgeoning and edged weapons. So, no worries here.
Also, I forgot about the yellow lab that has adopted me. He's got my back.
I really didn't raed this thread at all, haha, but I would totally: call my friend Richie and tell him to go to the nearest gun store and steal all the most badass guns possible, I would meet him in my dad's M6 and proceed to pick up every underage girl covered in blood, and commence the killing of zombies.
But I really just would like to turn into a Werewolf.
I'd stay in my dorm room. I'm on the second floor so they'd likely not get to the window but I'd put my closet doors over that shit anyway, and there's no way in hell any zombie's getting through my door without me purposely opening it. Me being in college I have a shitload of canned food that'd last me a couple months at least, and by then the zombies shouldn't be a problem anymore. And as long as the utilities don't go out I'll be all set for water and taking shits/pisses.
Of course most people who try to go anywhere here would be dead as shit due to the completely fucktarded ban on guns at college campuses, and this would lead to a problem. Most of the people left alive around here would naturally be criminals under normal circumstances, and who knows what they'd do in the midst of a zombie outbreak. I'd have to take extra measures to keep them from stealing anything of mine.
I dont know about you, but I would hate to be in a room with 2 exits whenj one of them is a 2nd story window. What happens if you get overrun and have to bail?
Yeah bacon has a point. This particular 2nd-story window is easier to jump out of than most, and I'm almost positive the only way I'd get hurt is if there were zombies down there or if it was icy. Though again, the only way a zombie is getting in my room is if I do something stupid to let it happen aside from something like a fire, but the odds of having a zombie apocalypse AND a fire at the same time where I live have got to be incalculably low.
What if the zombies throw themselves at your door/barricade until it breaks. That's what they do in the movies.
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